Multiple Choice Humor: What's the correct punchline?
The neighbour approached Mr Smith at noon on Sunday and inquired 'Say Smith, are you using your lawnmower this afternoon?' 'Yes, I am,' Smith replied warily.'
Then the neighbour answered:
(A) 'Fine, you won't be wanting your golf clubs, I'll just borrow them'; or
(B) 'Oops!' as the rake he walked on barely missed his face; or
(C) 'Oh well, can I borrow it when you're done then?; or
(D) 'The birds are always eating my grass seed.'

If you miss it, that means you're, like, probably old.

Steve | 10:36 |