FAT RICH SLOB SAYS: What, more about Michael Moore? Sorry. Fat man say: Face it, you'll never be rich! The Rush Limbaugh of the left tries to cheer everybody up by explaining in calm, reasoned tones that, well, he's got his, Jack, and the rest of you can fuck off.

In another venue, he cogitates on the mystery of wealth:
I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do. That's pretty good, isn't it? There's [sic] millions that believe in what I do. Pretty cool, huh?

In the article above, he seems to be commiserating with us small strivers. "Work hard to no avail, ye noble but hopeless yeomen, the cards are stacked against you!" Elsewhere, the fat man sings a different tune:

Fuck all these small businesses - fuck 'em all! Bring in the chains. The small businesspeople are the rednecks that run the town and suppress the people. Fuck 'em all. That's how I feel.

Hey, look: the loony left isn't even among those that admire Moore. So who the hell are they?

Steve | 15:06 |