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2004-01-13  

"NOVOTNY STUDIES EROTICISM IN THAILAND" is the actual, real headline below the fold on the front page of today's Vecernik Praha, a lightweight paper that floats around somewhere between a daily and a tabloid. I was sat down in a restaurant and found a copy at the table.

The headline should be: FAT, CRAPPY BUFFOON OF A TV-NOVA "ENTERTAINER" CRUISES BANGKOK WHOREHOUSES.

I have heard his name before and understand he is something of a regular on NOVA style bad, bad, bad popular variety shows. See the charming photo of this Czech wonder leering out at you with his arms around two Thai hookers. I'm sure they loved him.

Mr. Novotny was on a return-expedition to Bangkok to visit as many erotic entertainment establishments as he could. Accompanying him was Mr. Frantisek "Ringo" Cech, who the paper tells us is a "well-known lover of women and girls". Oh, GAG!

The porcine Novotny's favorite time was the striptease show where the young lady peeled away 10 pairs of panties. Can't imagine what that must have looked like. His main regret is that the nightclubs don't allow you to take photographs inside. The two comrades are writing a screenplay for a new 'erotic' comedy and this restriction hampered their researches. I'm sure they made up for it somehow.

Steve | 23:09 |
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