One of the pleasures of being in the US is standing in a supermarket checkout line. This affords the opportunity of reading the tabloid headlines. You will learn many interesting facts:

"O.J. Confesses! 'OK, I did it, so what?'
"U.S. Troops Shoot Down Angel!" (Photo proves it.)
"Jim Belushi and Julie Newmar slug it out!"

Etc. What about this one?

"Man survives six nails driven into head!"

What kind of sleazy "news" outlet has to stoop that low to make a dollar? (Photo proves it.)

Steve | 04:59 |