The Prague Post Online: "Businessman from Vienna searches Czech director.

No permanent work, just 10 days work per year, business meetings in Austria. Good income. Asked: some German honest, punctual, preferred above 40, former education and jobs dont matter, perfect job beside for a retired person."

What's a "German honest"? Apart from that, what an interesting want ad. Age above 40 preferred, so we know this Viennese fellow is not just looking for a long-legged part time secretary. You just know, though, that it's something off-putting. Boil down the text to "No work, good pay" and what else could it be?

Steve | 10:21 |